no. 125 - @YourFavWhiteGuy

Si vous me cherchez cet après-midi à Marseille, je suis un zèbre. - @sophierandr Translation: If you are looking for me this afternoon, in Marseilles, I am a zebra.
Your bio says you are an astrophysicist, @jimmyfallon. Interesting. I have a spaceship. We should talk. - @richardbranson
I'm a grown man, and I'll eat as many pudding cups secretly in the garage as I want.
— Dr. Twittenheimer (@DrTwittenheimer) June 16, 2010
Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas. - @Pogue