no. 169 - @AnaBlackstad
The road to skinny jeans is not paved with Chips Ahoy and Doritos - I see that now. - @AnaBlackstad The road to skinny jeans is not paved with Chips Ahoy and Doritos - I see that now. - @AnaBlackstad The road to skinny jeans is not paved with Chips Ahoy and Doritos - I see that now. - @AnaBlackstad 
no. 168 - @ijustine
My parents internet is so painfully slow... - @ijustine no. 167 - @TB5918
One good reason not to let Chewbacca sit in front of you at the movies. #downinfront #starwars - @TB5918 no. 166 - @mrsflinger
Please welcome a cameo illustration by our pal @kristin, who we've twagged ourselves before.
It is estimated that bears kill 2 million salmon a year although salmon attacks on bears are much more rare. - @mrsflinger no. 165 - @andreicrivat
jew-do ? jew-jitsu ? - @andreicrivat no. 164 - @funnyoneliners
Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress. - @funnyoneliners no. 163 - @drunkcupid
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no. 162 - @AdviceToWriters
Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet. - @AdviceToWriters no. 161 - @steepdecline
Listening to the woman on NPR describe a particular type of lima beans as "transcendent". Starting to understand why the Taliban hate us. -Â @steepdecline no. 160 - @StephenMangan
"Extinct?? When did that happen" "65 million years ago" "And you wait 'til NOW to tell me?! @StephenMangan no. 159 - @MayorBurnsy
If I could have a super power it would be the ability to turn any food into tacos. @MayorBurnsy no. 158 - @everydaydude
It's always too early in the morning for bagpipes. - @everydaydude no. 157 - @rockstarronan
Favorite color is purple, favorite animal is a zebra:) - @rockstarronan
Ronan Thompson is trying to raise awareness for childhood cancer. He was just diagnosed with Stage 4 Neuroblastoma. no. 156 - @bubblebathos
The way to a man's heart is through a tiny hole made with a scalpel @bubblebathos 
