Supermarket $5 DVD Bin [no. 983 - @ezeddaly]
Like a battered wife, I glance at the supermarket $5 DVD bin hoping this time will be different.
— Ed Daly (@ezeddaly) March 15, 2012
Thursday, I'm done with you! [no. 982 - @catherinefaas]
Oversleep, get the wrong coffee, burn yourself on it, step in puddle, walk in wet shoe, slip in work lobby. Thursday, I'm done with you.
— Catherine Faas (@catherinefaas) May 9, 2013
no. 981 - @Cpt_Burnout
~Illustration by: Stacey Mcwee~I only make spaghetti so I can eat an entire loaf of garlic bread without all the judgement.
— Queen of the Damned (@Cpt_Burnout) March 29, 2013
no. 980 - @badbanana
"And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 27, 2013
Twaggies Tees
Most Twaggies are available as prints and t-shirts in the Neatoshop right down here. Don't see the one you're looking for? Just e-mail us!
no. 979 - @Tmoney68
~Original illustration: Ricardo Costa~Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away.
— Tony (@Tmoney68) October 23, 2012
no. 978 - @BonaFideIntent
~Illustrated by: Alex Seth Alex~Dear Homophobic Vending Machine:I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you. Go fuck yourself.Sincerely,Skittle-less
— Bona Fide Intentions (@BonaFideIntent) July 16, 2012
no. 977 - @BillMc7
~Illustrated by: Stefan Hey~The most socially awkward of all the dinosaurs was the Michaelceratops.
— Bill Mc7 (@BillMc7) July 22, 2012
no. 976 - @ImmorallyFixate
~Illustrated by: Jake Slingland~Soooo... Charlie Brown's parents just don't give a fuck that their 8 year old son is balding?
— Immorally Fixated (@ImmorallyFixate) January 22, 2013
no. 975 - @CelebrityChez
~Illustrated by: Stefan Hey~Went to Costco for toilet paper and bought Rhode Island and a cobra.
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) March 1, 2013
no. 974 - @BambamVictoria
sometimes I yell stuff like THIS IS NOT A HOTEL and I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE but nothing ever changes because he's a total asshole. and a cat.
— Bambam Victoria (@BambamVictoria) February 5, 2013
~Illustration by:Â Charles C. Somerville~
no. 973 - @TheMichaelRock
~Illustrated by: Stefan Hey~I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) May 14, 2012
no. 972 - @badbanana
~Illustration by: Carnilius R~I'm going to have a fireman carry me everywhere from now on. That way, I can be lazy and still get sympathy from strangers.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) January 23, 2013
no. 971 - @yoyoha
~Original illustration: Ricardo Costa~"I just launched a new fragrance!" - fun way to announce a fart
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) October 28, 2011
no. 970 - @UNTRESOR
~Illustration by: Charles C. Somerville~"Only the good die." - Jung
— Brandon Gutermuth (@UNTRESOR) January 24, 2013
