no. 196 - @nickasaur
Once upon a time, a noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was
too possessive.  - @nickasaur no. 195 - @rosa
"I just lost a Twitter follower...it's just like when Rome started its decline." @rosa (via @MichaelWann) no. 194 - @TeenDreaming
Ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it. @TeenDreaming no. 193 - @BadAdviceNurse
Two and a Half Beards #HipsterSitcoms @BadAdviceNurse no. 192 - @SethMacFarlane
Life on a farm has gotta be paradise, except for all the hard work and manure and farm. - @SethMacFarlane no. 191 - @JimGaffigan
Shoot, forgot to do the New York City Marathon. Again. - @JimGaffigan no. 190 - @JennyJohnsonHi5
You can tell a lot about a person by watching them have sex with their uncle through a telescope. @JennyJohnsonHi5 no. 189 - @Dana_Barzilay
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - @Dana_Barzilay no. 188 - @dr_ridiculous
I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings - @dr_ridiculous no. 187 - @shanenickerson
You guys, my new podcast, "Ideas I have in my car that I'll never follow up on" will never be available. - @shanenickerson 2nd Caption Contest Finalists
Last week, we asked for your tweet as a caption to the Twaggie above. Now it's time to vote on the best of the entries we got. Winner gets a T-shirt and an RT! Please only vote once. This was fun! We'll do it again sometime soon.
[polldaddy poll="4500868"] no. 186 - @FakeScience
If you suffer from a zinc deficiency, you can always lick the nearest battery. - @FakeScience no. 185 - @nicotatz
I went to a gym once, spent 10m. under a weight I couldn't lift, and then staggered home. - @nicotatz no. 184 - @Oatmeal
Tweetdeck needs ctrl+z like pigeons need to start wearing diapers - @Oatmeal 
