no. 286 - @bonniegrrl
I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! -Â @bonniegrrl
I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! -Â @bonniegrrl
I'm tempted to write a musical all about Shopsin's! -Â @bonniegrrl
no. 285 - @Malecopywriter
I would imagine Cookie Monster is terrible at cunnilingus. - @Malecopywriter
~Illustration by:Â Sam Spratt~
no. 284 - @1surlygurl
I'm never going to find the man of my dreams with all the insomnia IÂ have. @1surlygurl
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
no. 283 - @HerMaeness
I need to marry someone who understands that I'll be live tweeting the wedding. @HerMaeness
~Illustration by:Â Kaz Foxsen~
no. 282 - @senderblock23
I'm going to make some girl Really happy one day until I stop liking her and start phasing her out in a passive aggressive manner. @senderblock23 no. 281 - @SethMacFarlane
If a macaque gets dismembered, I guess you'd call it rhesus pieces. -Â @SethMacFarlane
~Illustration by:Â Sam Spratt~
no. 280 - @elibraden
no. 279 - @kellyoxford
Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer. - @kellyoxford
~Illustration by: Xenia Latii~
no. 278 - @Jason_maybe
no. 277 - @missingblakes
no. 276 - @maggiekb1
Sitting in my car in St. Paul. Waiting for a call from a planetary scientist. This is how most people spend their Fridays, right? - @maggiekb1
~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
no. 275 - @inmynewskin
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell Bill Gates was thinking when he gave Microsoft the same name as his penis.- @inmynewskin
no. 274 - @sween
no. 273 - @wwwesty
no. 272 - @rodney_at_large
The inventor of the doorbell did not own a chihuahua. - @rodney_at_large
~Illustration by:Â Kaz Foxsen~
