no. 361 - @AcesEveryTime

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I have to assume the last person who used the pen at the bank just spent the day giving homeless people gloveless pelvic exams. @Squirreljustice~Illustration by: Sam Dakota~
When I see a toddler wearing glasses, I automatically assume they can solve a long division problem faster than me. -Â Â @hairicaaaPeople who sodomize donkeys are fucking assholes. -Â @haurdCider
~Illustration by: Jamie “The Boogieman†Bougher~
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Gotta say, Huz's sexy when he's screaming like a lunatic for me to stop tweeting and help in the garden. He's also a raging delusionist. - @tackie_jackie"Oh cool, a party! Wait, what?" -- Pinata @haurdCider
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It's a very happy flight when every part of the person next to you fits in their seat. - @falarina ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~
I'd kill for her body. Would I eat healthy and work out every day for it? No. But I'd kill for it. @meganshpettit~Illustration by: Fernando Chan~ Â
I told my husband that my g-spot misses him... just like he always misses my g-spot. Â - @slyoung5