no. 436 - @luckyshirt
Wait, this isn't my bad. Whose bad is this? Where is my bad? WHOSE BAD IS THIS? NOBODY MOVE I LOST MY BAD. Oh wait. This is mine. My bad. -Â @luckyshirt
no. 435 - @timhaines
Hi, I've come to pick up your giant sofa with my tiny car. Â @timhaines no. 434 - @kickassjenn
The entire first half of the toilet paper roll is no good to my 3yr old.
Apparently @kickassjenn no. 433 - @vonbunnie
Some of you smoke so much weed that I'm pretty sure Bob Marley had a poster of you on his wall. @vonbunnie no. 432 - @Fallun_Angel
no. 431 - @juicymorsel
no. 430 - @kellysdf
They say couples should never go to bed angry. That's why married people always look so tired. -Â @kellysdf no. 429 - @violetsiva
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
They should just replace the noise that car alarms make with the sounds of toddlers having a meltdown. Nobody can ignore that shit. -Â @violetsivano. 428 - @TheBosha
~Illustration by:Â Sam Dakota~
Try not to let your head grow along with your followers count; humans tend to gather around car wrecks, too. - @TheBosha
no. 427 - @JoyPlaza
no. 426 - @Joan_Rivers
There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years. -Â @Joan_Rivers
no. 425 - @donni
no. 424 - @timhaines
no. 423 - @CuddlyNinja
no. 422 - @violetsiva
~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
Sometimes I wish there was a zombie apocalypse just so I can hit my neighbors in the face with a shovel. -Â @violetsiva
