no. 451 - @stevenamiri

~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
"Pew! Pew!" - priests pointing out seating in church. -Â @vonbunnie~Illustrated by: Cecile Dyer~
If someone says "Don't even talk to me before I get my coffee" I won't want to talk to them after they have their coffee - @kellyoxford ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~
She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically. -Â @IGotsSmarts~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~
I'm 0 for my lifetime when it comes to finding the silverware drawer in someone elses kitchen on the first try. @SavageEmperor ~Illustration by: Carnilius R~
I'm always amazed when I see an owl without a lollipop. -Â @Coastiefish~Illustration by:Â Jeff Naslund~
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~