no. 466 - @sweet_toof

We're super excited to be collaborating with Favstar.fm for this twaggie. Any time a new tweet on Favstar gets 5 "Tweet of the Day" trophies, we'll add our own trophy in the form of a cartoon! Be sure to sign up with Favstar.fm's bonus features to enable the Tweet of the Day functionality.

~Illustrated by: Cecile Dyer~

Sorry about all the typos lately, gays. - @sweet_toof

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no. 465 - @kingofalltweets

~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~

  "Yeah, I tapped that." -Samuel Morse - @kingofalltweets

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no. 464 - @derekasaurus

~Illustrated by: Cecile Dyer~

Apparently "some assembly required" is IKEA for "here's a pine tree and some nails." - @derekasaurus

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no. 463 - @iHateJeffBaker

~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~

  I bet by now cocaine is actually getting tired of Lindsay Lohan. - @iHateJeffBaker

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no. 461 - @MistookMistake

 

~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~

  What kind of cruel world do we live where a person’s leg has an easier time falling asleep than they do? - @MistookMistake

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no. 460 - @Hemza3000

~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~

  Sometimes when I squint my eyes and pout my lips I look like a model. - @Hemza3000

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no. 462 - @kellyoxford

 ~Illustrated by: Greg Smith~

 

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no. 459 - @IGotsSmarts

~Illustrated by: Brian Hamill~

The only royal wedding I would care about would be between Burger King and Dairy Queen. - @IGotsSmarts

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no. 458 - @khoi

Enjoying bacon. Call me paranoid, but I'm afraid one day someone's gonna discover bacon is bad for you. - @khoi

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no. 457 - @sarahcuda

 ~Illustration by: Pete Hillstrom~

wow. i had no idea how much gravity was the nine-month-pregnant woman's enemy until i spent an hour floating in a pool. never getting out. - @sarahcuda

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no. 456 - @jamiedenbo

~Illustrated by: Joanna Ong~

Came home to find an AT&T phonebook on my doorstep. Along with a boom box and an Apple Macintosh Classic. - @jamiedenbo

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no. 455 - @MrBrownEye2

~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~

  I don't like the way this candy bar Snickers at me. @MrBrownEye2

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no. 454 - @IamMsMoneypenny

    Every so often, I Google myself just to make sure that I still exist. - @IamMsMoneypenny

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no. 453 - @JimGaffigan

 

~Illustration by: Carnilius R~

  I think guys that wear Speedos should have to wear the bikini top too. - @JimGaffigan

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no. 452 - @iNusku

I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed. - @iNusku

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