no. 722 - @Deerflesh
If people were shaped like snakes, socks would be called pants. - @Deerflesh If people were shaped like snakes, socks would be called pants. - @Deerflesh If people were shaped like snakes, socks would be called pants. - @Deerflesh 
no. 721 - @anjeanettec
There are many things a woman can regret, but the "short haircut" phase is usually number one. @anjeanettec no. 720 - @ProSexTips
When I have a shit day, I imagine a T-Rex trying to shuffle cards and everything is fine again. @ProSexTips no. 719 - @HighOnHelium
"Let's call a spade a spade."
-man without a thesaurus -Â @HighOnHelium no. 718 - @Aspersioncast
When a girl says, "I think we should talk," it's never about the Bat Mobile. @Aspersioncast no. 717 - @TequilaTears
The American flag should be a picture of a cheeseburger watching TV on a couch made of fries. @TequilaTears no. 716 - @sadmonsters
~Original Illustration by: Mike Burns~
Weird “Alâ€anis Morissette: “You Oughta Noshâ€Â @sadmonstersno. 715 - @dankmccoy
Funky Winkerbean was originally created so band teachers would have something to tape to their office windows. @dankmccoy no. 714 - @THEmikewhite
Women complaining about childbirth: I'll bet you never had a roommate in college who listened to nothing but live Dave Matthews concerts. @THEmikewhite no. 713 - @michaelianblack
~Illustrated by: @cartoonartist~
no. 712 - @Hamptonyount
no. 711 - @funnyordie
no. 710 - @TotallyAllen
If I could have dinner with any person, living or dead, it would be with someone who could choose where to eat for me. @TotallyAllen
