Most Often Instagrammed - [no. 1039 - @leontymccarthy]
I like to ask the waiter, "What's your most frequently Instagramed meal?"
— Leonty McCarthy (@leontymccarthy) September 23, 2012~Original illustration by: Lambi~
Missing Someone [no. 1038 - @1Happytwit]
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~
Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.
— ~•~ Sheila ~•~ (@1Happytwit) January 14, 2012
Any Woman Can Be Satisfied [no. 1037 - @tkhan74]
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
— Tony K. (@tkhan74) August 1, 2013
Six Out of Seven Dwarfs [no. 1036 - @stephenfry]
it's a sad truth that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy…x
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) May 4, 2012
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~
People Make Me Sick [no. 1035 - @Colt_Seethers]
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~
People make me sick, unless you cook them properly.
— PonyBoy™ (@Colt_Seethers) March 5, 2013
Man's Best Friend [no. 1034 - @robdelaney]
~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~
When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 11, 2013
Animal In Bed [no. 1033 - @pleatedjeans]
I'm a real animal in bed. That animal is the sloth. *rolls over* *uses tongue to lift popcorn that spilled on sheets into mouth*
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 3, 2013
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Last Name Syndrome [no. 1032 - @WilliamAder]
It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) January 1, 2012
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Tupperware: What is It Good For? [no. 1031 - @B_poling82]
Tupperware is the waiting room for the trash can.
— Billy Wipe Lightly (@B_poling82) July 15, 2012
My Life Decisions - [no. 1030 @gingerfaced]
The Price is Right crowd but for my life decisions.
— Taylor (@gingerfaced) May 16, 2013
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Drunk Texting Technology [no. 1029 @Boobzillaz]
When are they going to invent a thing you have to blow into before a tweet or text can be sent?
— BoobzilaMcSugaTractr (@Boobzillaz) November 2, 2012
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Hunger Meeting [no. 1028 @KCCOTyler]
Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.
— Ruxin McWhiskey (@KCCOTyler) April 10, 2013
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Twaggies Twitter Event
Our own David Israel, the founder of Twaggies, will be hosting a live Twitter event tomorrow with Go Comics, which syndicates Twaggies. You can be a part of it! Find the particulars at Facebook. Link
How Many Problems Do I Have? [no. 1027 @LuvPug]
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
— angieMcSugarButt (@LuvPug) April 13, 2013
Heroin or Heroine? [no. 1026 - @The_YUNiversity]
"Heroin" is a drug. A "heroine" is a female protagonist. Don't call Katniss your favorite "heroin," unless that's its street name. #grammar
— Grammar YUNiversity (@The_YUNiversity) July 27, 2013
