no. 797 - @qikipedia
If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)Â @qikipedia If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)Â @qikipedia If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)Â @qikipedia 
no. 796 - @OhNoSheTwitnt
My favorite thing about babies is that none of them are mine. @OhNoSheTwitnt no. 795 - @simplebits
Flu: 1, Flu Shot: 0. - â€@simplebits no. 794 - @AdrianasWords
People who reply 'K' to a message are just too lazy to write potassium.  @AdrianasWords no. 793 - -@joe_hill
Napping is my superpower. @joe_hill no. 792 - @resila
Got tired of wife stealing the comforter. Finally hit on solution. Yep, NAILED IT! #behereallweek @resila no. 791 - @spartacuffs
no. 790 - @lenadunham
 ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~Magic skill: I can make even the cutest pair of shorts look like an adult diaper
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 17, 2012
no. 789 - @MR_ever_e
It's Saturday night & beautiful out you should be out making mistakes instead of listening to npr @MR_ever_e no. 788 - @mdvaldosta
I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side. @mdvaldosta no. 787 - @donni
no. 786 - @Undateable_Girl
Embracing these cramps because I think it means I'm not carrying the spawn of Satan @Undateable_Girl no. 785 - -@JoeFelice
no. 784 - @IamEnidColeslaw
Love is letting a guy do for you what you could do for yourself in half the time & only one finger. - @IamEnidColeslaw no. 783 - @tyleroakley
~Original illustration by National Post cartoonist Gary Clement~
