no. 826 - @smethanie
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
If girls REALLY wanted nice guys, they’d look for them at Star Wars conventions instead of bars. bit.ly/LH7IVt @smethanie
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 1, 2012
no. 825 - @PaulyPeligroso
Seeing how many bow ties you can fit on a giraffe would be an awesome job. bit.ly/QKijDT @PaulyPeligroso
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 1, 2012
no. 824 - @Schmoodles
Hey, @MTV.You should probably drop the ‘M’ now. bit.ly/LKSbtV @Schmoodles
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 30, 2012
no. 823 - @RockabillyJay
If you are wearing a vest and aren’t Han Solo then you can just fuck right off. bit.ly/LTtpTa @RockabillyJay
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 29, 2012
no. 822 - @GaryJanetti
~Illustrated by: Dimitri Marshal~
God seems to spend entirely way too much time helping people win awards. bit.ly/Lhzxp5 @GaryJanetti
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 28, 2012
no. 821 - @senorwinces
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
If I could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, I’d probably pick alive. bit.ly/LCgdY5 @senorwinces
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012
no. 820 - @PaulyPeligroso
John Wilkes Booth: Vampire Hunter Hunter twaggies.com/2012/06/vampir… @PaulyPeligroso
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 27, 2012
no. 819 - @MistookMistake
 ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~
Someone with the Twitter name “Call_Me_Back†started following me on Twitter today. Nice try, Mom. bit.ly/NwG1Qg@MistookMistake
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 26, 2012
no. 818 - @morgan_murphy
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.bit.ly/OdeVCx @morgan_murphy
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 25, 2012
no. 817 - @thepatrickwalsh
“It’s not poo, it’s pee.†– toilet breakup bit.ly/NoFeB4 @thepatrickwalsh
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012
no. 816 - @SpeelyFreaking
Reading all these tweets is hard work. Think I’ll just skip to the end and see how it ends. twaggies.com/2012/06/funny-… @SpeelyFreaking
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012
no. 815 - @StephenAtHome
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
I’ve got a case of the Mondays. I buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club. bit.ly/MIrbsr @StephenAtHome
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 22, 2012
no. 814 - @meganganz
If I had a super power, it would be that hotel check-out times wouldn’t apply to me. bit.ly/MzzdQA @meganganz
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 21, 2012
no. 813 - @Cameron_Slade
Happy 3rd Birthday, Texaco hotdog on the far left of the roller! bit.ly/MpP5ak @Cameron_Slade
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 19, 2012
