no. 841 - @Chivalrysstand
Sometimes, it’s just about surrendering. bit.ly/Q26AT8 @Chivalrysstand
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 17, 2012
no. 840 - @cornlog
My son is screaming in his room but there’s no way I’m going in there if his monster reports are true bit.ly/LSG0f8 @cornlog
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 15, 2012
no. 839 - @Soo_Scandalouss
Don't want to brag or make anyone jealous, but I can still fit into the earings I wore in High School. bit.ly/NDilgw @Soo_Scandalouss
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 14, 2012
no. 838 - @yoyoha
“Just because you can’t dance, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance†– Alcohol twaggies.com/2012/07/drunk-… @yoyoha
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 13, 2012
no. 837 - @itsmenickyt
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
How do kids make fun of each other now that they’re all fat? bit.ly/MjT2Mo @itsmenickyt
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 12, 2012
no. 836 - @AristotlesNZ
Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once... bit.ly/MktXDr @AristotlesNZ
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 11, 2012
no. 835 - @shawnries
Way too many people in America are singing. There should be like 6 designated singers and that’s it. twaggies.com/2012/07/no-835… @shawnries
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 10, 2012
no. 834 - @everysandwich
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
My first and last twitter novel: It was the “whatevs†of times, it was the “meh†of times. The end. bit.ly/RSfWPM @everysandwich
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 10, 2012
no. 833 - @JennyJohnsonHi5
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that’s what your face looks like. bit.ly/LI16rS @JennyJohnsonHi5
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 9, 2012
no. 832 - @TomHanksIsHot
~Illustrated by: Bela Messex~
“I’m past my Optimus Prime.†– Depressed Transformer bit.ly/MSV4s0 @TomHanksIsHot
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 8, 2012
no. 831 - @kelkulus
I think about sex every 3.14159265 seconds. I’m π-sexual. bit.ly/OIoLvr @kelkulus
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 8, 2012
no. 830 - @JerkSuperman
The Amazing Spider-Man? They put out Spider-Man reboots faster than I can fly around the planet. bit.ly/NIeWc1 @JerkSuperman
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 6, 2012
no. 829 - @Kyle_Lippert
“?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!†– Dogs on the 4th of July. twaggies.com/2012/07/dog-ca… @Kyle_Lippert
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 5, 2012
no. 828 - @vhstapes2
~Illustrated by: Austin Madison~
Farts are just food ghosts. bit.ly/KSiMPV @vhstapes2 via @munchanka
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 4, 2012
no. 827 - @kellyoxford
Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito? bit.ly/Le3YRx @kellyoxford
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 2, 2012
