no. 869 - @DTelf
Marriage: Because who wants to be wrong only some of the time?
— DTelf (@DTelf) October 12, 2011
Marriage: Because who wants to be wrong only some of the time?
— DTelf (@DTelf) October 12, 2011
I need a restore factory settings button
— Phoebe (@pwwheelhouse) June 20, 2012
Let's take a minute to salute the real heroes. People without air conditioning in their car.
— Marconi (@MarconiBologna) June 23, 2012
~Original illustration by:Â @Pants~
A Russian hacker knows my LinkedIn password. That makes one of us.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) June 6, 2012
~Original Illustration by: Lauren Feehery~
A sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7,500 laptops.
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) July 14, 2012
Just cause I'm wearing a Spiderman T-shirt doesn't mean you can hit on me. NO, I WON'T COME SEE YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION! Ok, maybe I will
— ɱissy © (@XoMiSsYoX) August 8, 2012
Marriage is 60% compromise, 50% joy, 50%tears, and 100% insanity. If this math doesn't make sense to you, then neither will marriage.
— Moiste Porque (@MoistPork) August 7, 2012
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
It was over. I'd felt powerful, sexy and loved. Now, an empty plate sat where the chocolate cake had been. The loneliness crept back in.
— Very Short Story (@VeryShortStory) June 27, 2012
Keep it down kids, daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet. bit.ly/NjFaVp
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 9, 2012@ryan9billion
~Original Illustration: David Collier~
For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. bit.ly/MsGAKO
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 8, 2012@badbanana
If you think about it…school really only needs to teach people how to use Google. bit.ly/MrllJe
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 7, 2012@imadepoopstoday
~Original illustration by: @Pants~
People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It doesn’t make you look full-lipped. It makes you look ... bit.ly/MrbObh
— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 6, 2012@alyssa_milano