Some app I accidentally downloaded makes my phone beep everytime I lie! But please don't tell. People think it's my fake boyfriend texting. -Â @SEAempire
no. 362 - @Xytrex
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
There’s nothing like your first romantic kiss, except maybe your first romantic kiss with another person…so I’ve heard. - @Xytrex
no. 361 - @AcesEveryTime
~ Illustration by:Â Gary Krejca~
I wish salaries were based on the number of 90's rap songs you could repeat verbatim. -Â @AcesEveryTime