Yes, Lunarbaboon, your ear will stretch. Just open it and let me stuff my troubles inside your head. Then I'll feel a lot better.Link...

It's true. You can keep the receipt, but it won't do you any good. And they never tell you about the no returns policy until after you leave the hospital.Link -via Pleated Jeans...

Facebook Home is a new Facebook app that creates an immersive environment on your Android phone. It's not a house. But if Facebook did build a house, what would it be like? The artists at Joy of Tech have a few ideas. Do...

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" -- Oscar Wilde. Still, flippers could be useful under certain conditions. Cartoonist Sarah Andersen should give them a chance.Link...

While these claims are technically true, they don't stand up well to further questioning at job interviews or first dates. But let me defend the artist in Reza Farazmand's cartoon: she's actually generating revenue.Link...

You have the internet and food. There's no longer a reason to go outside. Buttersafe advises you to stay healthy the indoor way.Link -via Pleated Jeans...

Cats, the internet and advanced genetic research. Choose any two and we're still safe. Get all three and we're doomed. Zach Weinersmith imagines a dark future for the human race. Read the rest of his 9-panel comic at the...

Just drink coffee. Sleep is for the weak.I wonder if the professor in this webcomic by Ryan Hudson is a reference to Randall Munroe from xkcd.Link...

Carl had loved Dana from afar for far too long. Finally, he worked up the courage to ask her out. Success! Now everything will be perfect, as this comic by Kristian Nygård predicts.Link -via Blame It on the Voices...

And the more know you π, the longer he gets. π is a celebrity number with a holiday named for him, but Scott Hilburn of The Argyle Sweater points out that only his wife knows what he's really like.Link -via Theresa...