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Ah, the great dilemma of canine theodicy. John McNamee lays out the terrible problem that saddens all dogs.Link...

Thankfully, they now make remedial mac which requires no cooking at all. Oh, you can warm it in the microwave for 30 seconds. But that's more effort than I usually commit to.Link...

Fight through the pain, Infinite Nap reminds us. On the other side of the struggle is a sweet, chocolatey victory worth the burns.Link...

Yes, Lunarbaboon, your ear will stretch. Just open it and let me stuff my troubles inside your head. Then I'll feel a lot better.Link...

It's true. You can keep the receipt, but it won't do you any good. And they never tell you about the no returns policy until after you leave the hospital.Link -via Pleated Jeans...

Facebook Home is a new Facebook app that creates an immersive environment on your Android phone. It's not a house. But if Facebook did build a house, what would it be like? The artists at Joy of Tech have a few ideas. Do...

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" -- Oscar Wilde. Still, flippers could be useful under certain conditions. Cartoonist Sarah Andersen should give them a chance.Link...

While these claims are technically true, they don't stand up well to further questioning at job interviews or first dates. But let me defend the artist in Reza Farazmand's cartoon: she's actually generating revenue.Link...

You have the internet and food. There's no longer a reason to go outside. Buttersafe advises you to stay healthy the indoor way.Link -via Pleated Jeans...