Sure, they look like they're just fingerless gloves, but they're more fashionable than boxers and have a handy opening flap on the front: http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?handerpants-pid564.html...

As reader Casie reminded me, it's about time for a...  ...y not for $9.50: I mean, come on: gerbil underpants , sure. Chipmunk underpants , definitely. But squirrel underpants