~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~ Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.— ~•~ Sheila ~•~ (@1Happytwit) January 14, 2012...

~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard— Tony K. (@tkhan74) August 1, 20...

it's a sad truth that six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy…x— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) May 4, 2012 ~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~...

~Illustrated by: Mark Winter~When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 11, 2013...

I'm a real animal in bed. That animal is the sloth. *rolls over* *uses tongue to lift popcorn that spilled on sheets into mouth*— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 3, 2013 Want it on a t-shirt? Click the shirts...

I bet the sheep that make steel wool are awesome.— Daniel Crayg (@10InchesPlus) December 30, 2012 ~Illustrated by: Colin Graham~You can buy this, and most Twaggies images, as shirts and prints, right down here....

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