A burglar in Palm Harbor, Florida was unable to escape from police, even though he cleverly hijacked a pedal boat: Deputies said Schaumburger fled down a street with a dead end at Lake Tarpon. With nowhere to go, auth...

In the long line of stupid criminals featured on Neatorama before, this one is probabl...  ...red on Neatorama before, this one is probably the stupidest (and probably loneliest): Stephfon Bennet, 20, al...