Sometime after I write it. Definitely not before that. RT @mrconti:@keithlaw when does your report on Charleston come out?...

A police horse shit on me. RT @McDonalds Happy Tuesday everyone! How's your day going? @IamEnidColeslaw...

Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert @joeljeffrey...

Stupid people: please say "DOY DOY DOY" a lot so we can recognize you faster. - @KenJennings Mashup cartoon based on an original by always amazing J.C. Duffy (this Twaggie is NOT for sale)...

I walk by my boss's office & say "You're such an asshole" then point to my blue-tooth headset so he thinks I'm talking to someone else @BoucheDag2k...