Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents.— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) January 30, 2013...

~Illustrated by: Margo Murphy~...

I miss having health insurance. RT @kimkardashian I miss Milan!— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 12, 2012...

The spelling bee would be better if the kids had to say "to the" between each letter in their word.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 1, 2012...

~Illustrated by: Margo Murphy~ RT @jeffklinger: Fuck 10 minutes, I want a snooze button that says, "tomorrow."— SpiveyAssassin (@shellyspivey) August 2, 2012...

Happy 3rd Birthday, Texaco hotdog on the far left of the roller! bit.ly/MpP5ak @Cameron_Slade— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 19, 2012...

"Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the shit out of everyone forever." -God making scorpions  @trevso_electric...

Tonight: Trump v. Murdoch. May the worst man win. - @TheDailyShow...

#TDSBreakingNews NJ Gov. Chris Christie calls @NewtGingrich "an embarrassment". Gingrich farts his reply in morse code. @TheDailyShow...

This is a first for us! All day today we'll be publishing Twaggies based on tweets we've enjoyed recently over @TheDailyShow. It's like Tripple Shot Thursday only with comics, on a sunday, without any music, and if Kevin...