Chart: Keith Collins, Jennifer Dan...  ...ternet. But we'd like to know how this government shutdown - the first in 17 years (the last one was back in...  ...ith President Clinton) - affected you. Government shutdowns are quite rare, and the last time it happened it...  ...t would be. But that doe...

You can't make stuff like this up. A piece of a ba...  ...of a baguette dropped by a passing bird caused a shutdown at the CERN Large Hadron Collider. The bird drop...