The heist went off poorly. Or exceedingly well, I suppose, depending on what the mugger was after: An unknown man approached a 62-year-old woman as she was walking her dog just before 10 a.m. on the 100 block of Dakot...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/27/mugger-makes-off-with-dog-poop/Do you remember that coworker who was always on break? He's now turned to crime: Authorities say a Tampa Bay area man ordered a beer at a bar, left to rob a nearby bank then came back to finish his beer. [...] A ba...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/23/man-orders-beer-robs-bank-returns-to-bar-to-finish-beer/You can't trust anyone these days. You can just innocently go about your business when suddenly some crook will rob your blind. That's what a couple in Ogden, Utah discovered. According to police, they went into a store...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/18/police-couple-were-burglarized-while-they-were-out-shoplifting/A woman in Gainesville, Florida was arrested for participating in the burglary of a bagel shop. She and another person are accused of breaking in and stealing a cash register. Only twenty-five cents was inside: In Phi...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/07/woman-charged-with-stealing-800-cash-register-there-was-only-a-quarter-inside/A purse snatcher in Severini, Brazil dropped his false teeth while trying to get away from the scene of his crime. Police used the dentures to confirm his identity: The UOL Internet news portal quotes Oliveira as say...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/13/thief-identified-by-false-teeth-that-he-dropped-at-the-crime-scene/Their plan was certainly creative. The thief, a skilled contortionist, would hide inside a suitcase. An accomplice would arrange for that suitcase to be placed inside the baggage compartment of a bus traveling from Giron...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/11/contortionist-thief-hid-in-a-suitcase/(Video Link) Due to his fashion choices, a beer thief in Florida got away, but not with the beer: Surveillance video shows a man rushing from the EZ food store in Lake Wales, trying to steal two cases of beer....
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/05/04/robbers-saggy-pants-thwart-beer-heist/This doesn't seem like a good plan for a robbery. According to a local news report, the suspect: [...] hid the game controller in his pocket and pretended it was a gun as he tried to rob the Sun Food Store on 62nd Av...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/20/man-tries-and-fails-to-rob-convenience-store-using-a-playstation-controller/An armed robber entered the home of 81-year old Bobby Smith. That made Mr. Smith angry, and you don't want to make Mr. Smith angry: The man told Smith to "gimme what you got" before shoving him to the ground and taki...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/19/81-year-old-beats-armed-home-invader-insensible-with-frying-pan-pitchfork/It seems everyone is familiar with the dangers of drug-resistant staph infections and well aware of just how scary they are. As it turns out, they are so terrifying that a woman recently robbed a convienance store using...
https://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/05/a-horrifying-armed-robbery/
