~Illustrated by: Chelsea Burdick~ There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 15, 2012...

Some people have many passions, some people only h...  ...ggest passions are fine cheese, Lionel Richie and puns

I recently adopted a highway, since I am unfortunately unable to have a biological highway— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 16, 2012...

~Original Illustration: David Collier~ For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. bit.ly/MsGAKO @badbanana— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) August 8, 2012...

Accidentally bought tickets to Comma-con twaggies.com/2012/07/no-849… @ChaseMit— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 28, 2012...

Tripped and hit my head on a snare drum and now I think I have a percussion. bit.ly/M6k0NT @RowdyBowden— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 23, 2012...

I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM? bit.ly/MuYaQp @SteelFontana— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 20, 2012...

~Illustrated by: Bela Messex~ “I’m past my Optimus Prime.” – Depressed Transformer bit.ly/MSV4s0 @TomHanksIsHot— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 8, 2012...

Virgin Media names all their service vehicles. According to the comments at reddit, they have Lee Van Cleef, Marlon Vando, Van Morrison, Van Diesel, Luther Van Dross, Julie Vandrews, Jeanne Claude Van Damme, Van Hels...

“It’s not poo, it’s pee.” – toilet breakup bit.ly/NoFeB4 @thepatrickwalsh— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 24, 2012...