~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ You've really got to hand it to me. Because I'm small, and likely can't reach. -Â Â @Kimmittable...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/19/no-531-kimmittable/"Still hung. Over." -- well endowed truck driver. - @wheatnik...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/10/no-521-still-hung-over-wheatnik/~Illustrated by: Jordan Race~ I think a man who knows how to use a semi-colon is sexy. My Ex was never able to deal w/a period much less one that sits on top of a comma. -Â @HerPinkRibbons...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/10/no-520-herpinkribbons/Â ~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~ My mother sees the glass as half empty. And it better damn well be on a coaster. -Â @DDDBU...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/09/no-518-dddbu/~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~ The women I date put the hot in psychotic. - @ProSexTips...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/03/no-510-prosextips/My car is on every bird's shit list.-Â @SassyPantssss...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/03/no-509-sassypantssss/Just jerked off in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels @The_Andy_Drew...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/29/no-506-the_andy_drew/I <2 typos -Â @CriticalA...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/25/no-499-criticala/ ~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~ "I hate my shelf." —Suicidal Carpenter @nanoblossom...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/21/no-493-nanoblossom/"I may not have rhythm, but I got algorithm!" - computer programmer at a disco - @resila...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/17/no-484-resila/
