Statistically speaking, the hood is usually the last place it's all good in. @MrsRupertPupkin...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/09/no-612-mrsrupertpupkin/~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~ I liked the weather before it was cool. @TheNardvark...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/08/no-610-thenardvark/Saw some fetuses making out and I was like, "GET A WOMB!!!"Â @thomastowell...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/05/no-608-thomastowell/Every morning, I repeatedly press the cool button on my hair dryer, but alas, I'm still just a geek. - @resila...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/05/no-607-resila/I just got caught peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in. @CockShittington...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/22/no-591-cockshittington/~Illustration by: Gideon Virgadamo~ I have a box of camouflage condoms. You'll never see me coming. @startyourcarter...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/19/no-588-itsderekcarter/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ Can an objects name be any more ridiculous than the walkie talkie? Why aren't toilets called sitty shittys? Refrigerator foody cooly? -Â @mwilliamrice...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/17/no-585-mwilliamrice/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ I tried oscillating once. Not a fan. - @rodney_at_large...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/06/no-580-rodney_at_large/"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus."Â @robdelaney...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/28/no-575-manuscript-is-probably-the-classiest-place-to-hide-the-word-anus-robdelaney/~Illustration by: Carnilius R~ Time flies. Those pesky little pests that follow you back and forth in your time machine. @jscottwilson...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/19/no-570-jscottwilson/