The work is done. The chores are done. The kids have finally stopped popping up out of bed. Every item on the to-do list is crossed off. I have to be up in 8 hours to get to work.And then my wife looks at me with that se...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/08/08/Me-Time-for-Parents/(Image: YouTube/Andy Morris)At the moment, my kids embarrass me in public. But eventually, our positions will switch and I will be able to embarrass my daughters in front of their friends. And I shall. Oh, yes, I shall!...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/20/Survey-The-Most-Embarrassing-Thing-a-Dad-Can-Do-to-His-Kids-Is-Dancing-in-Public/Since 1987, Homer Simpson has been one of the most... ...ebby Witt rounded up Homer's best explanations of parenting and adult life, such as these:“No, no, no,... ...imals! Except the weasel.”“The key to parenting
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/06/20/Kids-You-Tried-Your-Best-and-You-Failed-Miserably-The-Lesson-Is-Never-Try-Parenting-Advice-from-Homer-Simpson/You need another living creature to fill the hole in your life or relationship. Should it be a dog or a child? Rob Fee of Mandatory runs through the differences in the two experiences. You could also get both. Eventually...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/28/Should-You-Get-a-Dog-or-a-Kid/Some thoughts on the hardest job in the world. “To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”-Rita Rudner“People who say they sleep like a baby seldom have one.”-Le...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/24/Parenthood/(Photo: Michelle Rawlins)Honey-Rae Phillips of Grimsby, Lincolnshire, UK, was born with a string of bright birthmarks stretching from her right foot up her leg and that side of her body. People noticed. Strangers made co...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/02/27/Parents-Get-Bright-Red-Tattoos-to-Match-Their-Daughters-Birthmark/[http://youtu.be/Me9yrREXOj4] (YouTube link)A larg... ...the main reasons I stay away from mommy blogs and parenting
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/01/27/The-Mother-Hood/Sarah Showfety of New Jersey is the mother of a 22-month old baby. She's got another one on the way. She's busy, tired, and stressed. In other words, she's the mother of a toddler.Like any parent, she's taking shortcuts....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/01/22/Dear-Baby-A-Mom-Apologizes-to-Her-Daughter-with-Funny-Notes/I checked all day yesterday for a new comic from Doghouse Diaries, but it never came. This morning, we have an explanation. One of them has become a father for the first time, ten days before the due date! I believe it&r...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/11/06/No-More-Free-Time/(Photos: Kevin Jones)Kevin Jones of Louisville, Kentucky is the father of Janiya, a 10-year old girl. Let me repeat that: she's 10. Even though she's 5'9" tall, her age is barely in the double digits.Nonetheless, Janiya...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/11/02/Dad-of-the-Year-Makes-His-Daughter-Literally-Dress-Like-a-10-Year-Old/
