~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ My iphone just told me that the bible needs updating. - @Hellraisinbgrrl...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/11/no-421-hellraisinbgrrl/Confession: I'm not always laughing out loud when I type "lol." - @kn0thing...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/10/no-418-kn0thing/~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~ A REAL smart phone would autoerase your ex's phone number. - @wwwesty...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/09/no-416-wwwesty/So, when you're sexting.. do you get a phoner? - @Wussawilla ~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/15/no-308-wussawilla/I'm thinking about changing my avatar to a chicken, then sexting with a girl who has an egg avatar, and see who comes first. - @BillMc7 ~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/25/no-256-billmc7/Cute girl walking by. Time to flex my one pack and nonchalantly laugh at nothing on my phone. - @TrainedHedonist ~Illustration by: Dayton Castleman~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/24/no-254-trainedhedonist/If we didn't evolve opposable thumbs, would we still be able to text? @BillyCrystal...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/23/no-252-billycrystal/I love AT&T's slogan "more bars in more places." I just wish they were referring to the kinda bar I can get wasted at. - @YourFavWhiteGuy ~Today's illustrator:Â Donovan Santiago~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/15/no-239-yourfavwhiteguy/Realized I'm walking in wrong direction... Pull out cell phone, pretend to read and turn around. @PatheticPaul...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/04/04/no-214-patheticpaul/