Let this be a warning to you - martinis will get you drunk very quickly. This olive had c...

Eye Chart Martini ShakerAdd a little visual fun to your bar with th...  ...little visual fun to your bar with the Eye Chart Martini Shaker from the NeatoShop. This fabulous glass martini shaker is designed to look like an eye chart. Loo...

No, the slime-tini isn't really poison. In fact, with tripel sec, vodka, sour apple Pucker and grenadine, it's probably pretty tasty. But a few too many of these bad boys will certainly leave you feeling like you drank p...

We love macaroni and cheese, but I think John migh...  ...on our team willing to try a macaroni and cheese martini . Fortunately, he doesn't have to because BoingBoi...

Like appletinis but wish they could be more bacony...  ...bacony? Then perhaps you'd enjoy this bacon apple martini

Oliver Martini Ornament by Patience Brewster - $51.45Are you loo...  ...heer to your home? Behold the toast worthy Oliver Martini Ornament by Patience Brewster from the NeatoShop....

This martini contains chocolate vodka, marshmallow vodka, mars...

No, it is not acceptable to serve Manhattans a...  ...letely inappropriate cocktail. Now Oreo and vodka martinis

Danger Martini Shaker - $24.95 Do you know someone who makes a...  ...Do you know someone who makes a dangerously good martini ? This Christmas get them the Danger Martini Shaker from the NeatoShop. This menacingly beauti...  ...atoShop. This menacingly beautiful 32 fl oz gl...

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