The Onion's Short Guide To Beach Etiquette...
Unless you live near a beach you visit regularly y... ...ry? etiquetness?) so as not to perturb the “ locals ”.When using a portable radio or other music... ...minutes from the beach has taught me these “ locals ” aren't really local at all, but they still... ...if you decide to disreg...
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