~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~ One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming @TheTobbie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/20/no-589-thetobbie/Â ~Illustrated by:Â Greg Smith~ "occupy my ladyparts" was not the successful pickup line i expected it to be this weekend -Â @sbellelauren...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/11/04/no-551-sbellelauren/Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick. - @GuyAdvisor...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/10/25/no-538-guyadvisor/Just jerked off in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels @The_Andy_Drew...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/29/no-506-the_andy_drew/Â ~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~ Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers. -Â @technopriest5...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/24/no-497-technopriest5/I have a coupon good for 1 blowjob that I got from my ex on my birthday, so if any of you ladies take coupons from competitors... @SmokeMyWords...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/09/11/no-476-smokemywords/~ Illustration by:Â Gary Krejca~ Women, you're doing it wrong. Try wearing your emotions on your breasts. We're not paying much attention to your sleeves. - @OneLinersPlus...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/08/11/no-420-onelinersplus/~Illustration by: Fernando Chan~ Â I told my husband that my g-spot misses him... just like he always misses my g-spot. Â - @slyoung5...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/07/07/no-348-slyoung5/~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~ I never go to strip clubs. If I want to see a girl who won't have sex with me and is just there for the money, I'll stay home with the wife.- @nirvana68...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/07/06/no-345-nirvana68/"SHUT UP! IT WAS COLD THAT DAY!" -- Michelangelo's David - @YUCKYBOT ~Illustration by: Chris Tokunaga~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/05/22/no-250-yuckybot/
