Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers.— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) January 8, 2013...

I respect how the Hamburglar was like, "Hey, I know I'm at rock bottom here, but I'm going to be professional about it and wear a tie."— Rory (@RorynotRoy) August 19, 2012...

Are white guys in California under 30 even mak...  ...October 20, 2012 ~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~

~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~ Today is the kind of day where I shouldn't le...

~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~ A Russian hacker knows my LinkedIn password....

~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~ It was over. I'd felt powerful, sexy and love...

~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~ People! Stop injecting shit in your lips. It...

The woman who gave birth to Nostradamus was actually a paid surrogate. She only did it to make a prophet. bit.ly/NKuQER @theNuzzy— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 22, 2012...

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~Original illustration by: @ Pants ~ My first and last twitter novel: It was the �...