I read a tragic children's story this weekend. It was about two books telling a young screenplay that it was adapted.— Westy (@wwwesty) August 15, 2011 This week's tweets are brought to you by Manage Flit...

Reading a book while walking: obnoxious if you are an adult, adorable if you are a kid— Ybt (@yaelbt) September 29, 2012...

Sometimes love is out to get your scalp.#valen...  ...ve is out to get your scalp.#valentinesday— David Barneda (@ barneda ) February 12, 2013

I think there's finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.— Denise (@StellaRtwot) January 27, 2013...

This Christmas, I'm giving out legs as stocking stuffers.— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) December 10, 2012...

I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes today. Tomorrow I will turn it on.— Dean (@daplusk) August 18, 2012...

Pick a major?? Find a man?? Have a career?? I haven't even settled on an app to access Twitter yet..so let's just slow it down people— SlayerSays (@SlayerSays) April 22, 2012...

The exciting thing about flying to America without enough underwear is guessing, will you buy underwear there, or end up naked and homeless?— Julian Gough (@juliangough) March 2, 2011...

Everything you need to know about who a person really is can be found in their iTunes top 25 played songs.— Jeff Wild (@jiffywild) September 7, 2012...

Just sitting around waiting to be able to wear overalls with one strap hooked, the other one hangin. It's gotta come back around. @adriankulp...