Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, "YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!" @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/01/no-602-smethanie/Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but "German engineering" is also why I don't have as many cousins today. @trevso_electric...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/27/no-598-trevso_electric/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/25/no-595-elephart/I just got caught peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in. @CockShittington...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/22/no-591-cockshittington/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen ~ One of the worst things about being deaf has to...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/20/no-589-thetobbie/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen ~ Can an objects name be any more ridiculous than...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/17/no-585-mwilliamrice/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/13/no-584-_shizzle/~Illustration by: Matt Lassen ~ At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombst...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/11/no-584-toddlevin/No mystery why men love golf when the objective is to get the balls near the hole with minimal effort. -Â @sweetDEVILbitch...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/07/no-581-sweetdevilbitch/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/12/06/no-580-rodney_at_large/