For some reason I have a harder time holding my liquor during the winter. I think it's the mittens. @Burgee66...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/13/no-663-burgee66/Guns don't kill people. Unfulfilling desk jobs kill people. Slowly. 5 days a week. Until they're empty shells. @OhNoSheTwitnt...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/11/no-659-ohnoshetwitnt/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen ~ Has anybody else sent a near naked pic to their...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/04/no-649-icarmagic/I'm outside Whole Foods asking people to sign a petition to stop people from standing outside Whole Foods asking people to sign petitions. @DamienFahey...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/25/no-637-damienfahey/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen ~ Before you get all down on the human race,...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/24/no-633-thethryll/If you spoon with a fat person, is it called ladling? @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/20/no-626-smethanie/We have so much in common. You want to travel . . . I want you to go . . . @BDGarp...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/13/no-618-bdgarp/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen ~ You know a relationship is starting to sour whe...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/11/no-615-smethanie/Man, I sure could go for one of those sandwiches that fat men in movies make in the middle of the night @lunchyprices...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/09/no-613-lunchyprices/~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/08/no-610-thenardvark/