I'm feeling super lazy today. It's the same as normal lazy except I'm wearing a cape. @NikiWithIssues...

Teen for rent: Knows everything, does nothing. @Fallun_Angel...

When it comes to eating sandwiches, I am the anticrust. @IGotsSmarts...

When I see a teenager with a backpack, I just assume it's filled with exclamation points for their status updates. @DamienFahey...

My bucket list: 1. Buy bucket 2. Add ice 3. Add 12 beers 4. Drink. @thecrudemale...

When I was younger they made fun of me because I was different. I laugh at them now, because they are all the same. @crston7...

The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio. - @capricecrane...

"Those spinning rims sure are cool."~ no one @TheSomeGuyShow...

If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it... I found the rubber band @GarreTheFerret...

Sometimes I let my plants get dangerously close to death, and then save them at the last minute just so they know who’s the boss  - @StealthyJess ...