These days the world expects men to have the perfe... ...an alternative for those who can't get their own hairy belly and it even provides you with storage space...
https://www.neatorama.com/2017/09/22/How-to-Get-the-Instant-Dad-Bod-the-Hairy-Beer-Belly-Fanny-Pack/
How to Get the Instant Dad Bod -the Hairy Beer Belly Fanny Pack
Hairy Monsters of 17th Century
They certainly don't make monsters like they used... ...hey used to! BibliOdyssey has a few neat scans of hairy satyrs and other monsters as drawn by 17th centur...
https://www.neatorama.com/2010/08/25/hairy-monsters-of-17th-century/
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