~Original illustration by: @Pants~ If girls REALLY wanted nice guys, they’d look for them at Star Wars conventions instead of bars. bit.ly/LH7IVt @smethanie— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) July 1, 2012...

Hey, @MTV.You should probably drop the ‘M’ now. bit.ly/LKSbtV @Schmoodles— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 30, 2012...

  ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~ Someone with the Twitter name “Call_Me_Back” started following me on Twitter today. Nice try, Mom. bit.ly/NwG1Qg@MistookMistake— Team...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.bit.ly/OdeVCx @morgan_murphy— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 25, 2012...

~Original illustration by: @Pants~ I’ve got a case of the Mondays. I buy them in bulk at Sam’s Club. bit.ly/MIrbsr @StephenAtHome— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 22, 2012...

If I had a super power, it would be that hotel check-out times wouldn’t apply to me. bit.ly/MzzdQA @meganganz— Team Twaggies (@twaggies) June 21, 2012...

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Do butterflies ever get tattoos of 18 year old college girls? @mscharleesheen...