Going on a first date means worrying about making...  ...date horror story on Twitter with a couple dozen Tweets she probably didn't expect very many people to re...

Are white guys in California under 30 even making an effort to not all look alike?— Travon Free (@Travon) October 20, 2012 ~Original illustration by: @Pants~...

CALM DOWN GAS TANK WE'RE ALL EMPTY INSIDE— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 29, 2011 ~Original Illustration by inaaca~...

~Original Illustration by: Dreaminferno~ Dear Fate, When I ask, "How can this day get any worse?" it's a rhetorical question. Not a challenge.— Shari Vanderwerf (@shariv67) August 21, 2012...

Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug.— Jennifer Noelle (@Jenwastar) June 16, 2012...

~Original Illustration by: LaraBubbleGirl~ We're all just chasing a 100% battery charge.— Kiley (@Freya80) February 15, 2012...

I miss having health insurance. RT @kimkardashian I miss Milan!— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 12, 2012...

RT @michcoll: A handy way to remind yourself that you're alive is handling some jalepenos and then putting your contact lenses in.— alexa chung (@alexa_chung) March 23, 2012...

~Original illustration by: Wobbly Goggy~ I'm playing Hide & Seek with my niece. I know she's under the bed, but I'm enjoying the peace and quiet. She's been there since Sunday.— Sixth Form Poet (...

The spelling bee would be better if the kids had to say "to the" between each letter in their word.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 1, 2012...