No Free WiFi. Talk to Each Other and Get Drunk. Restaurants and bars usually advertise free wi-fi to attract patrons, but not the Shim Sham Room in Jacksonville, Florida. They advertise the exact opposite:...

Now that's a master thief. Feast your eyes on this poster, which notes that the thief stole the original picture of him stealing, before it gets stolen. Again....

Tired of taking care of your husband? Drop...  ...of care and we've never lost one yet!!" the sign says. Now how can you pass this up?

If you're not allowed to help yourself to the self-help shelf, doesn't that defeat the entire purpose of self-help? Redditor al_ien5000 reports this conflicting message at a local bookstore, where the self-help b...

This restaurant sign , spotted by CryMeARiver_Song, asks "Why do t...

via Imgur Woolworths, Australia's "fresh food people," sure knows how to run a sale. Who can resist this amazing bargain? Indeed, why pay $10 for a BBQ chicken when you can pay a measly $9.88? Th...

Last year, Redditor whoratio-sanz spotted...  ...Last year, Redditor whoratio-sanz spotted this sign stating a Lakewood, Ohio, local park's July 4th P...

via Pleated Jeans Can't argue with that! This Sonic Drive-In fast food restaurant in Texas goes straight for the jugular (or is it stomach?) with this gem of a poem: "Roses are red / so is ketchup / H...

funny bar sign outside The Nook in Austin, Texas, on how to twer...

The fast food business is a dog eat dog ea...  ...okies too") trying to duke it out with their signs .