As he raised his right hand, chest glistening in t...  ...f you couldn’t tell from the Fark headline, Fabio Lanzoni became an American citizen on Wednesday....  ...Allegiance at the Los Angeles Convention Center. Fabio was born in Milan, Italy, and has lived in the U....  ...as lived in the U.S. for decade...

That Fabio is everywhere lately, isn't he? And now he's on K...  ...e: "It's very sunny today and it feels so nice on Fabio 's skin. Thank you, sun." But I'm also fond of "Ve...  ...k you, sun." But I'm also fond of "Very romantic, Fabio hair blowing, lots and lots of wind,...