5 Life-Saving Techniques for Surviving a Garden Gnome Attack During the Holidays...
The following is an excerpt from How to Survive a... ...When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will) by Chuck Sambuchino . We're giving away two copies — leave a com... ...light his miniature Molotov cocktail right before chucking it at your loved ones.4. Protect the eggnog.Garde... ...ays!Class 1 gnom...
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