Oh look, a lovely cake made in the shape of a bicycle seat covered in flowers! And the inscription… what? Turns out this is supposed to be a tennis racket, and the inscription is supposed to say, “You’...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/03/29/Jarmans-Birthday-Cake/Kiss My SocksAre you quietly dismayed by all the requests, nay demands, made on your time? Tell everyone they can kiss your (fill in the blank) with the Kiss My Socks from the NeatoShop. This cheerful pair of neon yellow...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/03/06/Kiss-My-Socks/Whoop Ass Oven MittThe holidays can be stressful. Take char... ...family who's boss of your kitchen with the Whoop Ass Oven Mitt from the NeatoShop. This delightful ove... ...graphic of a smiling woman holding a can of Whoop Ass . Above her are the words, " Don't MAKE me open...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/11/19/Whoop-Ass-Oven-Mitt/Pink Bad Ass SocksYou are a tough, formidable individual who l... ...lect your excellent personality. Don the Pink Bad Ass Socks from the NeatoShop. This great pair of sock... .... This great pair of socks features the text "Bad Ass " with an arrow pointing up. They are sure...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/10/16/Pink-Bad-Ass-Socks/Ass FaceAre you proud of the fact that you can be a r... ...eAre you proud of the fact that you can be a real ass sometimes? Let the world know that you may be a b... ...f humor. Halloween is the perfect time to don the Ass Face mask from the NeatoShop. This novelty mask l...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/10/05/Ass-Face/Bad Ass SocksAre you a tough, formidable individual looki... ...for an excellent pair of socks? You need the Bad Ass Socks from the NeatoShop. This comfy pair of sock... ...d protected from the elements. These are some bad ass
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/09/18/Bad-Ass-Socks/Oh, where would this blog be without our b... ...s gem: a parody poster of an apocalyptic B-movie, Assteroid . Jeff wrote: For today's...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/09/07/Assteroid-Countdown-to-Disasster-Heh-Poster-by-Jeff-Victor/Smart AssAre you looking for the perfect gift for someone who... ...Reward their smart-aleck behavior with the Smart Ass mask from the NeatoShop. This over-sized butt don...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/08/27/Smart-Ass/A new Tumblr blog, The Metropolitan Museum of Butts, is dedicated to the curation of fine art posteriors. It's statement of purpose:Gay or straight, man or woman... everybody likes butts. And everybody has a butt.Each bu...
https://www.neatorama.com/2013/04/13/The-Metropolitan-Museum-of-Butts/
