When your robot companion feels the call of the wild, you must set him free. He's not really yours unless he chooses to be with you. Randall Munroe of xkcd reminds us of this great if painful responsibility....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/31/If-You-Love-Someone-Let-Him-Go/(Pie Comic/John McNamee)Princes leave. Horses get old. Mice run away. But money is forever. If Cinderella had been smart, she would have turned her rapidly depreciating assets into a more stable and liquid investment....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/25/If-Cinderella-Had-Been-Smart/Frodo knows many things- how to trim your foot hair so it doesn’t look too feminine, when to throw rotten fruit at an orc and when to walk away, and the prime season to pick pipeweed.But Frodo’s knowledge of...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/22/Frodo-Has-No-Idea-Where-Hes-Going/(Gone to Rapture)There's a tender line of friendship attributed to the titular character in the Winnie the Pooh stories:If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.J...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/22/A-Dark-End-for-Winnie-the-Pooh/Can you read Chinese? Then you might have a leg up on the rest of us in reading the delightful cat comics of Miss Cat Time Notes. I tried Google translate, but of course it does not detect text in comic images. No matter...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/07/04/Miss-Cat-Time-Notes/(Channelate/Ryan Hudson)The only thing worse is when dead skeptics surface and try to prove to my customers that I'm a fake. I'll probably just shut down the shop when James Randi passes away....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/06/22/Everyone-Has-to-Be-a-Joker/(Maneggs)Well, perhaps not the next immediate installment of the series. Jurassic Park is not so much a series with a fixed beginning and eventual ending, but a cycle. And in the first of the Human Park components, a rea...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/06/22/What-Will-The-Next-Jurassic-Park-Movie-Be-About/(SMBC Comics/Zach Weinersmith)Human Faire is my favorite event of the year. We get a truly authentic experience of life before the Revolution. My favorite part is the human duplication simulation. And, of course, the jou...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/06/22/Robot-Cosplay/(Pain Train/Mark Pain)Why did you read the comments?! We all warned you! Now they're all exposed to the world, with no hope for any of us. Why, the comments in this post alone demonstrate that!...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/06/19/No-Dont-Open-It-You-Fools/(Corey Giacco/Down the Upward Spiral)Please delete me from your mailing list. I am not interested in your products and/or services.(After all—it’s not like we want to talk to meat.)-via Blame It on the Voices...
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