Which is a better household companion: a cat or a baby? Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal runs through the arguments, clearly favoring cats.What he doesn’t mention is that babies don’t stay that way forever, as ca...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/27/Should-You-Get-a-Cat-or-a-Baby/(Chris Hallbeck/Maximumble)There's a monster on top of the bed. Don't look. Don't let your fingers creep out from under the covers. Just lie still and don't make a sound. It might not see you if you just keep still and s...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/13/Now-I-Lay-Me-Down-to-Sleep/(You're All Just Jealous of My Backpack/Tom Gauld)A drunk kung fu Romeo & Juliet on Wall Street would be awesome. The Tybalt and Mercutio fight scene would be the best rendition ever.But a nude cowboy King Lear in a...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/06/How-to-Adapt-Shakespeare-for-Modern-Audiences/(Sticky Comics/Christiann MacAuley)Or to be safe, do the first three: purge your social media, lock it down, then run a dummy. LinkedIn at work, Snapchat at home, and never the twain shall meet.Every semester, I have my...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/05/The-Professional-Look/(Dan Piraro/Bizarro Comics)Have a heart, Moses. They'll never have a surfing opportunity like this ever again. In fact, since they're facing 40 years in the desert wilderness, so they won't be able to surf at all. Let th...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/04/The-Surfs-Up-on-the-Red-Sea/(Fowl Language/Brian Gordon)Although the sibling wars and meltdowns seem to come out of nowhere, they're actually planned--sometimes days in advance. This is why it seems like the pointless battles happen at only the wor...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/01/Parental-Management/A man is like a multi-tool. He's got several useful functions, as well as a fish scaler. Sarah C. Andersen puts her multi-tool boyfriend to work for everyday household tasks.My wife most often uses the Be Tall For Me fun...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/10/01/What-Boyfriends-Are-For/(Sheldon/Dave Kellett)In most Star Trek scenes in which two or more ships meet, they'll face each other on the same plane, as though they were traveling in two dimensions, not three. This is physically unrealistic, but i...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/09/30/Star-Trek-Physics-Is-Unrealistic-But-Were-Better-off-That-Way/(Pie Comic/John McNamee)Sometimes I wear a combination of the Hitler and the Natural. If I’m feeling goofy, I’ll style my ‘brows into the Anaconda. But usually they keep growing back into the 666, no ma...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/09/24/Eyebrow-Styles-to-Consider/(Chris Hallbeck/Minimumble)Lao Tzu said, "He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened." Know that you will eat all possible cookies that could come from the batch of dough and embrace that inevitable...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/09/18/Be-One-with-the-Cookie/
