~Illustration by: Anna Beck~ I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50. @MrFornicator...

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~Illustration by: Jeff Naslund~ I don't e...  ...nd~ I don't even need a safe word. When the sex

They say couples should never go to bed angry. That's why married people always look so tired. - @kellysdf...

~Illustration by: Carnilius R~ "I'll hold you, but just for tonight" - hair spray - @CuddlyNinja...

A new book is contemplating how extraterrestrials...  ...errestrials may reproduce. It aims to explore how sexuality might have evolved on other planets and does so w...  ...g illustrations and video. How do you think alien sexuality might manifest itself? Strange Attractors is a j...  ...e federally funded Ins...

~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~ Women, you're doing it wrong. Try wearing your emotions on your breasts. We're not paying much attention to your sleeves. - @OneLinersPlus...

~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~ There’s nothing like your first romantic kiss, except maybe your first romantic kiss with another person…so I’ve heard. - @Xytrex...

~Illustration by: Fernando Chan~   I told my husband that my g-spot misses him... just like he always misses my g-spot.  - @slyoung5...

~Illustration by: Maybelline Chow~ The older I get, the hotter I used to be. - @PortlandiaGirl...