Might just quit life and get one of those couches with a built-in fridge.  @lunchyprices With special Happy Bday wishes from all of us at Team Twaggies! May you have another 25 wonderful years :-)...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/03/21/no-699-lunchyprices/You are right, autocorrect. It is sometimes hard to make a woman origami. @VocabuLarry...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/03/06/no-684-vocabularry/No need to be productive today my cough has that covered. - @renojenn...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/03/03/no-680-renojenn/Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my girlfriend to cook at their concert @joeljeffrey...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/27/no-677-joeljeffrey/ ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee ~ Why does the person right in front of me at Sub...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/22/no-673-bulls_horns/If a bee manages to stay alive after it stings you, it's a zom-bee. @Mothpete...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/02/01/no-647-mothpete/~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee ~ The people who tell you that you can be an...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/31/no-646-sadmustache/Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio. @dannymch2o...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/19/dannymch2o/Dentist says I need to be more aggressive when flossing, so I’m going to start barking. @Molly_Kats...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/01/15/no-620-molly_kats/~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee ~ Girls greet each other normally the way Iâ€â...
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