#TDSBreakingNews NJ Gov. Chris Christie calls @NewtGingrich "an embarrassment". Gingrich farts his reply in morse code. @TheDailyShow...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/06/no-762-thedailyshow/This is a first for us! All day today we'll be pub... ...th comics, on a sunday, without any music, and if Kevin Coffee were the DJ, oh, and without any commercials in-b...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/06/no-763-thedailyshow/are you there god? it's-a me, mario @misandristcutie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/26/no-748-misandristcutie/I haven't spoken to my wife in 8 days because she hates it when I interrupt her  @OneFunnyBastard...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/18/funny-tweets-marriage/If God made everything then he must be somewhere in China. @HalfJewHalfMisc...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/17/funny-tweets-illustrated/If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool & legal to fart in their face as you walk by. @kellyoxford...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/15/kellyoxford_fart/there must be a German word for this: when you're using the iPhone version of an iPad app because you're too cheap to buy it again @codinghorror...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/11/no-727-codinghorror/Relationships are like IKEA furniture. You feel a sense of pride after building them and they fall apart after a few years. @Smethanie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/09/no-724-smethanie/When I have a shit day, I imagine a T-Rex trying to shuffle cards and everything is fine again. @ProSexTips...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/04/06/no-720-prosextips/Save your sick days and pain pills for when you're healthy enough to enjoy them. - @funnyordie...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/03/30/no-711-funnyordie-twaggies/
